Monday, 26 July 2010

The Perphormer's Phlurry

Late on a Saturday night, an impressive looking Eurasian girl (hey, I'm only telling you what I saw!) approaches the counter and asks me for something for an upset stomach. I ask her what her symptoms are, of which she explains and requests something non-drowsy as she is at work.

I recommend a product to relax the cramping feeling she has in her stomach and reduce the chance of any 'accidents' leaking out the 'bomb bay.' I put the transaction through the till and then asked, "So, doing the late night at a pub?"

"No, a club actually," She replied. "Strip club up the street. I arrived at work and they said, 'You're on in 15 minutes,' and I was like, 'I've got to run to the chemist real quick!'"


Moral: Strippers are people too... Sometimes really hot people! (Hey, lay off! You'd be thinking it too if you saw her!)

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