Thursday, 8 April 2010

Dirty Phingers

A young couple of central Asian descent came into the pharmacy late one night requesting the morning after pill, also known as emergency contraception. The girl filled out the questionnaire as required and the pharmacist begun to counsel her. At the time I was still an intern pharmacist, but was able to witness this interaction first hand.

While the pharmacist was counselling, the boyfriend interrupted and asked, "Is it possible to get pregnant if you cum on your hands then put your fingers into your girlfriends pussy?"

The pharmacist replies, "It's very unlikely, you'd have to put your fingers up a fair way into the vagina, but I guess it could be possible."

Meanwhile, the girl says to her boyfriend, "Come on! Lets go. we don't need it."

The boyfriend continues, "What if you come on your hands 4 hours before then put your fingers into your girlfriend?"

"You came on your hands and didn't wash them for 4 hours?!?!" The pharmacist replied in shock. "Get out of here, you don't need it!"

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