Two "girls" came into the pharmacy late one night in fluoro coloured bikini tops and short skirts, and when I say "girls" I actually mean boys...
So anyway, the fact they were boys was quite obvious, however, they were not doing it for a prank, they were transvestites or transsexuals - I wasn't going to check exactly which! I left them to do their shopping which appeared to be a lot of shaving and depilatory equipment - I guess that's not really much of a surprise considering they were boys in bikinis.
While they were shopping another man came in from a pub nearby. The odour of alcohol on his breath was potent, he was slurring his words and was not well balanced. He asked me if he could buy a fit pack, which, for those of you who don't know, is a fresh pack of syringes, most commonly purchased by druggies and readily available in pharmacies to reduce the spread of disease due to sharing or reusing old equipment. All those that ask for a fit pack because they are "diabetic" are liars - they are druggies. Real diabetics use easy injecting pens, and if they need syringes, all insulin dependent diabetics get theirs for free (at least in Australia they do).
Anyway, to continue the story, this drunk man sees the "girls" shopping for shaving equipment and says to me, "Is that an Adams apple I see?"
I make no comment as I put through his sale. He continues while stumbling on the spot.
"I'd still hit that!"
*uncomfortable pause*
"Uh.. yeah... ok... Here's your change..."
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