A lady came into the pharmacy late one night, brunette, skimpy clothes, rather tatty looking and was immediately served by a pharmacy assistant at the counter. Without any regard to her own privacy, says, "Can I have some Canesten please? My pussy is sore."
While speaking, she held her hands down near her crotch and began writhing her body as if she needed to go to the toilet. The assistant, a little surprised by the openness of this woman began following the protocols for such a request, "What symptoms do you have at the moment?"
"My pussy is sore. Please, I do like 20 guys a night! I need some Canesten," she replied while still writhing at the counter.
"Uh... ok. Do you have any itching?" The assistant asked
"Yes."
"Any discharge?"
"A little."
"What colour is the discharge? Is it white and cottage cheese like or a different colour?"
"It's white. Please! My pussy is sore! I need to work!" The woman, which can confidently be called a hooker now, continues to squirm.
The assistant, having received just enough information from the woman, shows her the range of Canesten products we supply and suggests the once pessary and cream. "You shouldn't 'work' until the infection's gone and see a Doctor if it doesn't clear," the assistant added.
"I know what I'm doing," The woman retorted, "Thanks."
The assistant put the sale through the register and the woman then left the premises.
For those unfamiliar and those that didn't notice I had already included links to Canesten in the story, more information on Canesten can be found here: Canesten. Oh, and a bit about vaginal thrush, also known as vaginal yeast infection, can be found from the global Canesten website here: Vaginal Yeast Infection.
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