I've been so busy lately I've had no time to write anything! Very sorry, not that anyone really noticed... I'm the pharmacist who phailed...
Anyway, here's a short one for you:
A lady walks into the pharmacy and says to the pharmacy student, "I want a spray or something to numb the pain in my ear from this ear piercing I got yesterday. It's really sore!"
"Oh yeah, well, I don't really have anything. But, hang on, you could try this! Stud 100 spray! It' a local anaesthetic spray so can numb the pain!"
"Really? That sounds good!"
The pharmacist, who overheard the interaction, then steps in, "No! That spray's for premature ejaculation! You can't use it on your ear!!"
For another of my stories on this famous (possibly infamous) local anaesthetic spray, click here: Stud 100.