Thursday 18 November 2010

Pharmacist Phail

I've been so busy lately I've had no time to write anything! Very sorry, not that anyone really noticed... I'm the pharmacist who phailed...

Anyway, here's a short one for you:

A lady walks into the pharmacy and says to the pharmacy student, "I want a spray or something to numb the pain in my ear from this ear piercing I got yesterday. It's really sore!"

"Oh yeah, well, I don't really have anything. But, hang on, you could try this! Stud 100 spray! It' a local anaesthetic spray so can numb the pain!"

"Really? That sounds good!"

The pharmacist, who overheard the interaction, then steps in, "No! That spray's for premature ejaculation! You can't use it on your ear!!"



For another of my stories on this famous (possibly infamous) local anaesthetic spray, click here: Stud 100.
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9 comments:

  1. Anonymous18 Nov 2010, 10:30:00

    I think your blog's cool! haha. keep it up! :D

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  2. Marcie18 Nov 2010, 19:00:00

    I noticed, keep them coming

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  3. Mal Dongle18 Nov 2010, 20:25:00

    Ah shucks... Thanks guys :)

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  4. tommyturd20 Dec 2010, 18:58:00

    I care Mal, I really care.

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  5. tommyturd31 Jan 2011, 18:20:00

    We want more! We want more! We want more!

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  6. Mal Dongle5 Feb 2011, 12:34:00

    Patience. Really busy at work and at home. Soon

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  7. Jason DeVillains14 May 2011, 14:06:00

    Man, that stuff contains more lidocaine than any prescription product. I don't think I'd want my little buddy to be "that" numb.

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  8. BMR23 Jan 2012, 17:37:00

    Good info! Thanks for sharing it with us on your blog.

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  9. Mal Dongle29 Jan 2012, 13:51:00

    Thank you... here to help

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